Mr. Wrinkles
Little Brown Ball of Love
the Pee-er
My Little Cutie Pie Even Though You Sometimes Do Bad Things
the Trash Thrasher
My Flower Demolisher
the Dead Bird Eater
the Shoe Destroyer
The Cute Little Patience Tryer
the Tub Shitter
The Book Shredder
the One Who Knocked Down the Trash Can and Strewed Wet Garbage All Over the Apartment
the Disobedient Shit
the Irreplaceable Sentimental Christmas Decoration Chewer
the Humper
YOU
The Shit Covered Jerk
The Unstoppable Muncher of All That is Not Nailed Down
My Precious De-Valuer of my Apartment
Momma's Little Reason I Won't Get My Security Deposit Back
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