Friday, July 11, 2008

Goodnight and big balls

I already told you all about my marvelous times in New England. And while I was there, there were a few new things that I picked up besides preceding every other adverb with the word wicked.

Like, for example, the act of watching television, which I had quite forsaken recently. And there are two shows in particular that have rapidly catapulted themselves to the very top of my I could lie on the couch for at least 89 hours and watch them list.

The first of which is Weeds. I love weed "Weeds." "Weeds" is the story of uber-suburban housewife turned neighborhood pot dealer after the unexpected death of her husband. In order to keep her grieving kids on track with as normal a life as possible, Nancy Botwin does what any loving mom would do. She sells weed.

I laughed. I cried. I sat on the floor and hit the On Demand button again and again and again. And again. And once more before the beach. And once more before dinner.

And my favorite pothead? Kevin Nealon as Doug Wilson.

Because he's so dang funny. But that's not all. There's Celia, who gives rich, white beyotch a whole new face. And Andy, who's the type of person to engage in a discussion about the name of the space between a man's butt hole and his balls certain private parts. And of course all of the Botwins, who I could just eat up.

And let's not forget that Judah Botwin, Nancy's dead husband and thus the entire reason for the drug dealing in the first place, is played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan who you may or may not remember as Denny from Grey's Anatomy who you may or may not remember as the most perfect man ever. And that perfect man role is back in Weeds. Only he's dead. Again. Why they always killin' my man?

And I'm not the only one who loves weed "Weeds." Everyone who's ever seen it loves it too. And you know why? Because you can't knock it 'til you try it. Because it just feels good Because maybe everyone's just a pothead at heart.

But that's not the only television watching I've done recently. For some inexplicable reason, I can't keep my little eyes away from "Wipeout," the new Japanese TV meets "Guts" meets "America's Funniest Home Videos" meets ESPN show on ABC. No wait, I know the reason. I love big balls I love watching people smash their faces on big balls Because of this:

Now imagine how much fun we'd all have if we combined the two shows.


Anonymous said...

Have you even met Uncle Andy yet?

Bridget said...

i was home sick from work for an entire week...and all i did was watch WEEDS! i watched ALL of season 1 and 2...if this whole counseling psychology thing doesn't work out-i'm dealing drugs.


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