Also have you seen this video?
I saw it on Twitter yesterday, and even though Jenny blogged about it today too, I had totally planned on blogging this thing last night, and anyway there can never too much press for fisting, right?
ANYWAY, fisting?! So when I saw this video, I e-mailed it to basically everyone I know because, hello, fisting? FISTING?! Someone seriously needs to brush up on her urban dictionary before she's allowed to speak in front of a national audience again. So then last night when I saw my mom she was all what's fisting? and I was all oh holy hell before I launched into a full fisting explanation and now I'm a little paranoid that my mom thinks I let B shove his entire hand up my hoo-ha. And now, when I get home tonight, B is gonna be all WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA ON THE INTERNET?
Also, you know how urban dictionary likes to use their words in a sample sentence? Well this is one of the sentences for fisting:
"You could do with a severe fisting."
WHAT THE FECK? And when I read that, I totally said it out loud in a British accent like how the knights used to be all you could do with a severe lashing, farm boy to the peasants and the lady who sits at the desk next to me is like what did you just say? and I'm all you heard me and then I just stared at her for a while. But the moral of the story is, if someone says that to you, you should not trust that person and never ever take your pants off in front of them.
UPDATE: @TLA_Kate thinks she's the first person who showed me that video, but she's not. She's just drunk. Tweet