Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I don't even know what DAY it is anymore

You know you're not really in for a great week when you wake up on Monday and are all sa-weet, it's Friday, suckas but then while you're brushing you're teeth you realize that actually it's Monday and you're all what the fook just happened to my weekend and when did all of these weeks start bleeding into each other like some sort of perverted and really uncool acid trip?

That's how I felt this Monday. But since the weeks and, more disturbingly, the weekends have been rushing by so quickly you figure this is just one more week watch it all fly by, right?

Because right now it's Wednesday but what it really feels like is Tuesday three weeks from now. Because surely, this is the longest week ever. And last night as I downed my fourth glass of wine I was all welp good thing it's Thursday and B was all it's Tuesday, you alcoholic. Somebody's totally getting stabbed this week.

7 comments:

Amanda said...

What is UP with that slide??

pj said...

I am so proud of myself for getting the trash out on the correct day each week! I really think that is a major accomplishment. Even if sometimes the only way I remember is because I see my neighbors got theirs out first.

birdykins said...

Oh god. The children.

I love it. I'm convinced tomorrow is Friday, it isn't but I have to keep reminding myself of that.

Bradford Pearson said...

My favorite part of that picture is that the kid is climbing into the elephant's ass, not out of it.

Betsey Booms said...

Man, I thought Wednesday was Tuesday and now that it's Thursday I thought it was Friday.

This is the stupidest week ever.

Lora said...

i might cancel Friday. let me know if you're in. we can go from 5 this evening to saturday morning technically since Friday is cancelled it will only be 15 hours but since I can't really cancel a day we will have all of Pretend Friday to do fun stuff.

Emily said...

oh. my. god. that is just vile.

lmao

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