Friday, June 5, 2009

You people are a bunch of freaks

Let me just start this post by saying that Cheyne and I had a great time with her Cut Out and Collect gift certificate giveaway. We went into this knowing full well that we were both freaks in our own fully-functioning freak way. I bite people when I get overly excited and Cheyne talks about the show "Cheaters" and hangs out with people named Falcon. 'Nuff said.

What we didn't realize was the amount of freak you people had in you. To enter the contest, I asked ya'll to leave a comment with your tagline. You can interpret that any way you'd like. So you did, apparently. And after the first day Cheyne was all, "who ARE these people?" Here's some of my favorites:

"C.R.E.A.M." - What does that even mean? Am I missing a joke? Is it dirty? I bet it's dirty. Oh yea, baby.

"DON'T POKE THE BEAR" - I don't even know what to say to that.

"When life hands you lemons, put them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger." - Obviously.

"clock wipe it, bitches!" - I also have no idea what this means, but I think I might start using it as a threat. Something like, I am going to clock wipe the shit out of you. Intimidating, no?

"Get Off My LAWN!!!" - Someone's been channeling his inner Clint I-can't-act Eastwood.

"Oh, I thought these were free..." - Awesome.

"Would you like a muffin?" - This is definitely perverted somehow.

So yeah. You people are all freaks. Which is awesome, obviously. Anyway, early this morning I pulled a random name out of my random number generator hat, and the winner is Meghan of Meghan's Mindless Mutterings, with her tagline "No, no, stop! Don't touch that!" Woooo, Meghan! Meghan is the lucky recipient of Cheyne's totally generous $22.22 gift certificate to her Cut Out and Collect shop. Thanks, Cheyne! I take back all that stuff I ever yelled about you being a pervert and I promise I will never root through your trash again.

As for the rest of you, don't start pulling your hair out yet. There's still plenty of shopping to do at the Cut Out and Collect Etsy shop. And I suggest you do it. Haven't you always wanted an octopus themed pouch to carry all your make up? How about a banana bag? I know you love bananas. Or the cutest Tweet wallet you've ever seen?

Also, there's more Yellaphant featured artists and their fabulous giveaways coming up, so be sure to come back. I'm totally okay with you using me to get free stuff. As for you artists who may or may not have a thing for blondes, hit me up with "FREE POT" in the subject line and you too could be a Yellaphant featured artist.

Now get off my lawn.


alexkeller said...

sweet - love all the tag lines & congrats Meghan!

Conor said...

You need to brush up on your early-90s hip hop

Bradford Pearson said...

Cash Rules Everything Around Me!

For a wallet! Get it?!?!?

Bellacantare said...

Yeah, the lemons with the boobs tag line was my absolute favorite.

Anonymous said...

Nice tagline from Meghan, and I must say that it reminds me of a great quote, although I can't remember where it's from. I want to say a movie, but I'm not sure. Anyhoo, it goes something like this (spoken by a red-blooded American male): "She told me, 'No. Don't. Stop!' But all I heard was, 'No, don't stop!'"

BOSSY said...

You, funny you. You are Bossy's crush.

B's sister said...

Surely I have shown you ? You must go watch them immediately.

nutmeg said...

You had me at FREE POT.

CheyneCuts&Collects said...

Let it be known that I only hung out with a guy named Falcon once... and it happened to be the same night a total stranger bit me and then asked me (and i quote) "do you want to go to the bathroom with me? to do drugs? would you like to do drugs in the bathroom with me?"

also, while i'm setting the record straight, i do not suggest boozing while sewing. mainly because to sew, you must iron. and that shit is hot.

Meghan said...

Thank you!!!

I sent you an email...did you get it?

Thanks all for the congrats.

Thanks for picking me :>)


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