Me: I feel like I need a signature drink. Every classic character has a signature drink and a particular way they like it, you know? Shaken, stirred, straight up, with a twist, dry. Considering my new obsession with olives, I think my drink should be a dirty martini.
My mom: Acquiring a taste for drinks like that is the probably first step towards becoming an alcoholic housewife.
My mom: ... Mine's a vodka gimlet.