Me: No, I think something is malfunctioning there I just don't have the time or energy to figure it out.
Jordan: I was gonna say, wow, that's a lot of people who care about your vagina.
Me: If that's the case, I need to seriously take a good, hard look at my life. And can you please stop referring to it as a vagina blog?
Jordan: You're the one who brings it up.
A good, haaaaaaaaard look at my life.