How does it feel to know you're an asshole?

A conversation while we put away the dishes after dinner last week ...

B: How does it feel to know you're going to be white again?

Me: What?

B: Now that beach season is over you're going to lose your status as the family Mexican.

Me: Are you talking about me losing my tan?

B: Yeah, it'll probably be totally gone in just a few weeks.

Me: Why would you say that to me?

B: I just want to help you face reality.

Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

B: Just sayin'.

Me: Oh my god ... I just ...

B: Winter is coming.

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