Thursday, September 1, 2011

It's going to be a good weekend ...

Woman at the gym: Do you have any plans for Labor Day?

Me: A bunch of my friends from college are coming up for the weekend. So we'll probably beach it on Saturday. I'm having a party at my house on Sunday. I rented this huge 31-foot slip n' slide. It's like a moon bounce mated with a slip 'n slide.

Woman: Oh that slip 'n slide sounds like fun. I didn't know you had kids. How old are they?

Me: ... I don't have kids ... That slip 'n slide is entirely for me.


Falko said...

Your correct answer should have been... I have 3 kids. One is 10 years old and the other two the judge said, "are not allowed to live with me."

Becky Mochaface said...

Sounds about right.

Faith McKay said...

Awesome :) I love slip and slides!

Deidre said...

whoa whoa whoa - slip n slides are supposed to be for KIDS?


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