Me: A bunch of my friends from college are coming up for the weekend. So we'll probably beach it on Saturday. I'm having a party at my house on Sunday. I rented this huge 31-foot slip n' slide. It's like a moon bounce mated with a slip 'n slide.
Woman: Oh that slip 'n slide sounds like fun. I didn't know you had kids. How old are they?
Me: ... I don't have kids ... That slip 'n slide is entirely for me.