So I've got a lot to talk about. The main topic being that I'm tapping this out from a hospital bed, where I've been living for the past two weeks. I know right?! How fucked up is that? Pretty fucked up considering I went to the ER for what I thought was a nasty case of food poisoning. Two weeks, one major emergency surgery, and a foot less of my intestines later, I'm finally feeling well enough to talk about something besides my superb ability of projectile vomiting and how many times I've farted today. Although, that is still a major topic of conversation.
But I AM ALIVE. And I'll get in to the rest of these ghastly few weeks soon. I swear I'm just about ready to laugh about. Until then, hasta luego I've got some more healing to do.Tweet