It's fine, I'm on vacation

Hello, everyone mom. It's been a while since I've checked in. That's because I'm on vacation. And frankly, I'm on vacation.

That means it's perfectly acceptable for me to sit on the beach all day without a care in the world. And leave my clothes strewn all over the room. And watch movies in the middle of the day. And only sit behind the computer for a few minutes each day to check my e-mail and find nothing in my inbox to see how much you all miss me. And drink all day enjoy a drink or two.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm on drunk, and I'm vacation.