But unlike protons, we attract each other. We're happiest together. When we collide, we make happy popping noises and give off little blue and white sparks.
And this past weekend, a group of my little protons from up and down the east coast all gathered at the Jersey Shore. Ingredients for a proper proton weekend at the Jersey Shore:
1 gallon bucket of Margarita mixCombine ingredients, shake vigorously, serve.
1 bottle of Tequila
50 Solo cups
2 ping pong balls
1 deck of waterproof cards
9 Very Good Friends