I know this because
That's just a little something I picked up at BlogHer D.C. It's called
And I already told you about how I rushed to the BlogHer Playtex booth thinking I was about to sweep the whole table and stock up on free tampons but all they were giving out were baby bottles. Which
But then yesterday I came home to a big Fed Ex box on my front porch and I was all there better not be another bloody horse head in here. And inside was a present. For me.
And a card, which reads:
Bridget - On behalf of the Playtex team, we wanted to make your dream of tampon freebies a reality. While it's not a year supply, you should know that these tampons are VIP and custom wrapped in Yellaphant ribbon!
And when I unwrapped these boxes, I found the most wonderful cornucopia of tampons and female products that would bring tears of joy to any menstruating woman's eyes.
Some of you unfamiliar with the concept or practice of
So now I'm all OH MY GAH, PLAYTEX, MARRY ME. And also, how exactly do you get on this Playtex team and do you have try outs and I'm really good at doing figure eights on my bicycle so you should totally let me join unless being on the team involves arm wrestling which I'm not so great at.
So Playtex, I hereby elect you as President of my va jay jay. Congratulations. Let's wrap ourselves in Yellaphant ribbon and have some fun.