Seriously, wtf? Years from now, when I'm drooling all over myself in the padded room, people are going to find all this evidence that traces back to 2008 as the year I started to come unhinged because this year was whack. And I mean that in the very best and the very worst way.
Because at first 2008 was all look at me I flippin rule and my life is perfect and I have really great shoes and then 2008 was nah and kicked me in the face until I couldn't remember my name and then it was all wee back to the top of the rollercoaster cause girlfriend's got a diamond ring from that cute boy and then it was excitement and then it was nostalgia and then it was excitement and then my dog was a dickhead and then it was oh my gah and then it was excitement and are you following me because if 2008 has taught me anything, it's that I tend to be a tad emotional and also maybe dramatic which is new for me I swear.
This year has left me dazed and I have a feeling it will take the piling on of a few more years before I can fully process this one.
But now there's only one day left before 2009 comes prancing in here and hello, 2009 you're looking fine today I think we're going to have quite a good time together. And the best way to celebrate 2009's arrival is to drink liberally, which I will be doing at my favorite local bar.
Because there is a lot to look forward to in 2009. And a lot to be thankful for. And a lot to be happy about. And for the first time ever, I really don't know where I'll be this time next year, which is a little scary and heartbreaking and exhilarating all rolled into one ball of chick's crazy.
And now I'm thinking about all the awesomeness that awaits and I'm squirming in my seat because I'm excited or maybe I have to pee. And let's hope I don't get the two confused tonight. And 2009 is tugging on my coat sleeve and wants to go now now now. And okay, 2009, take me. I'm yours. Let's rock.