Friday, May 22, 2009

It's still called Memorial Day Weekend, even if you don't remember all of it on Tuesday

photo by Bdan

I'll be there. With them, among others. Welcoming summer with open arms. While I'm gone, don't do anything I wouldn't do this weekend. And stay away from sharp objects and jelly fish. And people that talk too much. And people that alphabetize their album collections. And dogs that haven't had their anal glands expressed recently. And people that watch Dancing with the Stars. And most especially, sharks who wear sunglasses. They are not as friendly or as cool as they want you to believe.

And while you're loungin', don't forget to enter the BETH RETRO PRINT GIVEAWAY. That's one thing that is definitely safe to do while under the influence. Throw down a comment, and if you're selected, you get to choose one of Beth's awesome prints for keeps. Tweet it, and you double your chances. The contest ends Monday at midnight, just like the fun.


Shelley Greenberg said...

I watched Dancing with the Stars for the first time this season and you know what? Really liked it.

So judge me. I know who I am. (Kinda.)

ps. Can we still be friends?

Keeley said...

Well I will for sure be staying away from those dogs you mention! Oh man. Haha, have a wonderful weekend... I too will FINALLY be welcoming summer and all of it's fun!

Amanda said...

I'm going to take that dog reference as a shout-out to me, considering my recent blog post about my dog's anal gland expression. Good times! Have a great weekend!

rory said...

Hell ya!!!
Summer. It's what we wait for, yearn for, and dream of all winter long, right?

well read hostess said... you remember it?


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