Tuesday, July 7, 2009

My argument for why Cole Hamels is probably actually gay

Take my word that this is the unstoppable Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels. B and I walked right past Cole and his wife Heidi at Philadelphia's Fourth of July celebration on the parkway. We were all excited. And then he turned around. Seriously, dude?

16 comments:

rory said...

Actually I do that with Cutter and Tug except that I need one of those travois thingies.
And you're right, it is embarrassing.

Kelly said...

Oh. My. God.

That's about all I can come up with.

Ben Kessler said...

Funny! I was walking behind Hamels one day in Rittenhouse when he was walking this puppy. Before I realized it was him, I commented on his rhinestone, yes rhinestone studded jeans. When I got past him and saw his face, I realized it was Cole. Looked like he just came from a tanning booth and had a good amount of makeup on.

I say he's gay.

Heather Nicole said...

no no no!!! this cant be true - rinestone studded jeans, tan, makeup and a dog purse!....I wont believe it!

Anna said...

W.O.W. Hopefully he was just being a good husband...

Anonymous said...

Cut the guy a break, he is from Cali. They are raised to walk that fine line between manhood and unic. Win us another world series and I don't care if he was making out with a dude on the jumbo-tron at CBP.

craig said...

walking down Chestnut St. today with a couple people from work. Cole was walking the other way and one guy points and mutters "I'd be so embarrassed to walk a dog like that" - so when I realized who it was I pointed it out - then realized "That just makes it sooo much worse."

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