PEACE OUT, PEOPLE.

I'm on vacation. For the entire week. I won't have any work to do. I'll have extremely limited access to e-mail. And in all likelihood I'll be drinking napping on the beach and drinking reading and drinking relaxing and drinking enjoying myself while I do all those things I've been doing on vacation for my entire life. Like oogling lifeguards and eating ice cream on the boardwalk and munching on pistachios on the porch and drinking.

But here's my problem. I seem to have grown slightly attached to some of you people. And the thought of being away for an entire week is starting to give me a little bit of ajada. Luckily, I have all those bottles of wine to keep me company. And, you know, ice cream. If you're not so fortunate to be staring at a case of chardonnay, I've picked out a few things that I've recently enjoyed. And every day this week, I'll give you a little somethin' somethin' that will, in all likelihood, leave you dumber than you were before you found me. And I shall call them Vacay Nibblets. And through them, you shall know how much I love you. Or maybe I'm just drunk.

To start us off, here's a little audio clip from This American Life my friend Caitlin recently showed me. Enjoy. And you're welcome.

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