Anonymous Apr 3,2011 6:32 AM: Also hands down, drunkest person of the year award.
Bridget Apr 3, 2011 8:50 AM: I got violent in the Feng parking lot last night.
Anonymous Apr 3, 2011 8:51 AM: Oh god. How?
Bridget Apr 3, 2011 8:53 AM: Threw keys at B's head as hard as I could. Possibly some yelling.
Anonymous Apr 3, 2011 8:55 AM: No more dirty martinis for us.
In case you were wondering, I have a shockingly strong fast ball.