Just your typical Sunday morning text message conversation

Anonymous Apr 3, 2011 6:31 AM: I have the shakes. I owe u money for spicy tuna. And we stole your car. Title of your next blog post.

Anonymous Apr 3,2011 6:32 AM: Also hands down, drunkest person of the year award.

Bridget Apr 3, 2011 8:50 AM: I got violent in the Feng parking lot last night.

Anonymous Apr 3, 2011 8:51 AM: Oh god. How?

Bridget Apr 3, 2011 8:53 AM: Threw keys at B's head as hard as I could. Possibly some yelling.

Anonymous Apr 3, 2011 8:55 AM: No more dirty martinis for us.

In case you were wondering, I have a shockingly strong fast ball.

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