Me: Unfortunately, it was a full class so I didn't get all the individual attention I have so come to enjoy.
B: That's a shame.
Me: But she did touch me in child's pose. I really like it.
B: Um wow. That should be the title of your next blog post. She Touched Me in Child's Pose ... And I Liked it.
Me: It's very soothing! Get down on your knees, I'll show you.
B: No! Help! Rape!
Me: I'm serious, B! It feels so good. It just opens up the hips.
B: You know you're really not making an argument for yourself, right?