Found: B's sister, Merrimack College library, girl's bathroom, 3/3/09
B's sister Kiley was taking a study break this afternoon when she found this love letter scrawled between a scribbled proclamation of Jesus' love for us all and the bathroom sink. She recently transferred to Merrimack to play soccer, and we're all really proud she's making friends already.
But seriously? I really can't stop thinking about the degree of crazy it takes to writes hate notes on bathroom walls. I'm talking batshit crazy. Someone has some serious issues. And clearly, this girl needs to learn how to resolve conflicts in a mature, collegiate manner: Get drunk and try to smother Kiley with a pillow.
It's my dic'tation.