I also didn't mean the sugar I drink in my tea every day, because really, it's so insignificant, there's no need to be so nitpicky. And more recently I have decided that I didn't mean the sugar that's in Skittles. Or marshmallows. And last night, when I was having ice cream for dinner, I decided I didn't mean the sugar in ice cream either. Or in rainbow jimmies.
So really, I'm doing pretty awesome in this no sugar thing I've got going on. I feel like I whole new person. I totally don't even need it. It's just that it's been so long. It's probably been months, right? WHEN THE FOOK IS EASTER THIS YEAR ANYWAY? CAN'T THEY JUST PICK A DATE AND STICK WITH IT? WILL THIS LENTEN SEASON GO ON FOREVER? COOKIES? COOOKIEZZRRRNNPTZ. Tweet
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This is like how I cut back on processed foods, except those that are used to make s'mores.
Which I had 3 of last night.
Suck it, s'mores.
Maybe you should just give up the band Sugarcult. You can't be that attached to "Bouncing Off The Walls."
WHAT UP SHOUT OUT TO SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL.
I gave up beer one time for Lent. Except the kind that came in cans. Or bottles.
As a person who is doing Lent myself, I can confirm that this is the LONGEST LENT EVER. Just let me stuff my face with chocolate, PLEASE.
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