HE SAID YOU'VE GOT TWO CHOICES: CASTRATION OR A ONE-WAY TICKET TO NEW YORK.
I'm not sure why we ever became so obsessed with this song. Whether it was because we were a particularly Irish group or because we had a thing for jigs or because the more we drank the more we loved to scream, this song was on every single party play list. Besides the fond alcohol-soaked memories that are attached to this song, it remains on the list of my all-time favorites because, in case you didn't know, my friends often refer to me as Bridie, the Irish nickname of Bridget, and who doesn't love a good song with their name in it? It totally counts.
Good gah I love this song. And the fact that this is without a doubt the most awkward music video I have ever seen in my LIFE only adds to that love. I mean, wow. Just ... wow.