Me: Yeah it's gross. Nothing but rain for the next eight days too. I'm just hoping we get all this rain out of our system and then we'll have a beautiful summer.
Man: Come on, you know that's not gonna happen. This is New England. It's going to be wet and chilly, as always.
Me: DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT. YOU TAKE THAT BACK. Oh my GAH I can't even stand the thought. I AM GOING TO MURDER SOMEONE.
Me: I ... like the beach.
Man: ... Well ... I REALLY hope you enjoy your lunch.