Thursday, July 23, 2009

HOLY SHIT IT'S TIME TO GO PAUL RUDD HUNTING

My little home town of Philadelphia has been buzzing for some time now about that new movie that's shooting downtown and blah blah Reese Witherspoon blah blah blah Jack Nicholson got mocked by the Phanatic at the Phil's game the other night blabbity blah Owen Wilson yawn yawn and HOLY SHIT PAUL RUDD IS HERE.

Ya'll remember my little deal with B, right? [Attention mother and future mother-in-law: EYEMUFFS] We each got to choose one celebrity that we'd sleep with if we could and the other person totally wouldn't even get mad? Well gu-u-u-eeee-ssssss who's in town. PAUL RUDD, MOTHAFLIPPAS.

I've been spending the past few weeks carefully designing a plan that, when executed, will lead Paul Rudd's eager tongue right into my open mouth. I've been walking around the city dropping notes like breadcrumbs that will inevitably go straight to the heart of the man that is Rudd. And I'll be ready. Oh yes. I'll be ready.



15 comments:

Heather Nicole said...

Good luck with that plan :)

KLaw said...

He's zexy!! I concur! Good luck with the hunt.

Emily Anne said...

Hahahahahaha...

This is the BEST thing I've read this morning.

Those notes are the greatest. If Paul Rudd was anywhere in the vicinity of where I am, I would totally be doing the same thing.

I hope you catch the elusive Rudd. Best of luck.

jimmy hatt said...

Oats= Mushy grain-based food product

Oates= Owner of an angelic voice and sweeter mustache.

Ashley said...

First time commenting here but it was necessary because oh my fucking gawd Paul Rudd is in your town!!!!!!!!!

Get it girl. Get it good.

Bridget said...

Leave it to me to have a typo in the one place I can't edit today. Because I'm lazy.

Kristen Sara said...

Your letters are hysterical!! I hope you find him!

Suzanne said...

That boy is MINE girl! I am flying out to Philadelphia to find him right now! (He is my "freebie" too - only my husband doesn't know it yet.)

Kelly said...

I'm totally partial to the SEX letter, and I'm thinking it would work.

I wish you good luck. He's definitely yummy.

rory said...

Miss Carol's free ride is Robert Downey Jr. I'll have to tell her about the note bait.
She'll be stoked.

Skippy said...

So, I am a fame whore, and the person does not have to be good looking either...If I remotely see someone famous (and nowadays, I only catch three-season old reality "stars"), I stalk them.

Ker and I once stalked Matthew Modine in a Greenwich Village Gap store, hiding behind racks of t-shirts and coulats. I also once followed Nicholas Cage around the mall, while he had his barely pubescent model slinking next to him.

I have never resorted to leaving love letters where they could see them, but I think I might give it a try very soon...one of the upcoming new season Top Chef contestants lives in my neighborhood.

Krysta said...

Paul Rudd is amazing.
Especially whilst dancing in an Earth suit:
http://bywayofdetroit.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-love-paul-rudd.html

Bradford Pearson said...

My girlfriend and I have the same person: Jenny Lewis.

Two birds, one sexy stone.

Emily said...

HAHAHA - i also love Paul Rudd, but not as much as i love your notes to Paul Rudd

Lora said...

this is awesome!

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