Ya'll remember my little deal with B, right? [Attention mother and future mother-in-law: EYEMUFFS] We each got to choose one celebrity that we'd sleep with if we could and the other person totally wouldn't even get mad? Well gu-u-u-eeee-ssssss who's in town. PAUL RUDD, MOTHAFLIPPAS.
I've been spending the past few weeks carefully designing a plan that, when executed, will lead Paul Rudd's eager tongue right into my open mouth. I've been walking around the city dropping notes like breadcrumbs that will inevitably go straight to the heart of the man that is Rudd. And I'll be ready. Oh yes. I'll be ready.
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Good luck with that plan :)
He's zexy!! I concur! Good luck with the hunt.
Hahahahahaha...
This is the BEST thing I've read this morning.
Those notes are the greatest. If Paul Rudd was anywhere in the vicinity of where I am, I would totally be doing the same thing.
I hope you catch the elusive Rudd. Best of luck.
Oats= Mushy grain-based food product
Oates= Owner of an angelic voice and sweeter mustache.
Leave it to me to have a typo in the one place I can't edit today. Because I'm lazy.
Your letters are hysterical!! I hope you find him!
That boy is MINE girl! I am flying out to Philadelphia to find him right now! (He is my "freebie" too - only my husband doesn't know it yet.)
I'm totally partial to the SEX letter, and I'm thinking it would work.
I wish you good luck. He's definitely yummy.
Miss Carol's free ride is Robert Downey Jr. I'll have to tell her about the note bait.
She'll be stoked.
So, I am a fame whore, and the person does not have to be good looking either...If I remotely see someone famous (and nowadays, I only catch three-season old reality "stars"), I stalk them.
Ker and I once stalked Matthew Modine in a Greenwich Village Gap store, hiding behind racks of t-shirts and coulats. I also once followed Nicholas Cage around the mall, while he had his barely pubescent model slinking next to him.
I have never resorted to leaving love letters where they could see them, but I think I might give it a try very soon...one of the upcoming new season Top Chef contestants lives in my neighborhood.
Paul Rudd is amazing.
Especially whilst dancing in an Earth suit:
http://bywayofdetroit.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-love-paul-rudd.html
My girlfriend and I have the same person: Jenny Lewis.
Two birds, one sexy stone.
HAHAHA - i also love Paul Rudd, but not as much as i love your notes to Paul Rudd
this is awesome!
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