So let's take a look at some of my favorite recently searched Google terms that dropped unsuspecting and clearly misguided people off at my doorstep.
"balls chopped vet today" - Whose balls are we talking about here? And since when do the balls do the chopping? But either way, it's pretty awesome that anyone searching for any sort of ball chopping solution landed here. Because balls are funny. But at Yellaphant, our
"growth spurt boobs" - You know all of your wildest blogging
"Playtex PERIOD" - Someone out there is experiencing a VERY LOUD visit from Aunt Flo. And since Playtex is the President of my vay-jay-jay, my answer is clear. And it comes in a delightfully smooth plastic applicator. And now every guy that reads this blog is swallowing that puke that just forced its way up their throats because I used the word applicator.
"What's her gender?" - I'm pretty sure you won't find that answer on Google. And maybe it's time for a little chat with your mother. But being as I just recently discovered why I've been getting all those penis enlargement e-mails I've gotten, I'm totally not judging.